Friday, May 27, 2011

The F.U.N Quotient...

A few smiles and giggles this week...

Fr Pat's Jokes -- these are old, but still cute.

Here's another:

A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. 

The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

One more:

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?" 

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that." 
But the Pope persists, "Please?" The driver finally lets up. "Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope." 
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. 
The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief. 
Cop: Chief, I have a problem. 
Chief: What sort of problem? 
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important. 
Chief: Important like the mayor? 
Cop: No, no, much more important than that. 
Chief: Important like the governor? 
Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that. 
Chief: Like the president? 
Cop: More. 
Chief: Who's more important than the president? 
Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope driving for him!

HT: Fisheaters

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