About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.