Advice from Moms of Yesterday:
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -Phyllis Diller
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck
From "Leave It to Beaver"...
June Cleaver: "Wally, where are you going?"
Wally Cleaver: "I'm going over to slug Eddie."
June Cleaver: "That's no way to talk, this is Sunday."
Wally Cleaver: "You're right, I'll wait 'til tomorrow and slug him in the cafeteria."
I subscribe to Barbara Johnson's calorie-burning definitions of laughter:
Thanks for that video introduction! Just spent too much time laughing at some other Barbara Johnson videos.
ReplyDeleteNow that i think about it, there's no such thing too much time spent laughing. Double thanks!