The Fun Quotient: out of the mouths of babes...

The Lunch Room 

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was large pile of apples.  The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.  A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Ok, one more....

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"Dear God" questions from kids

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have? -Amy

Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes. -Mickey

Dear God: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan

Dear God: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jane

Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? -Lucy

Dear God: Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita

Dear God: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma

Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries? -Jan

Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil

Dear God: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

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